NEW THINGS AVAILABLE.
THINGS YOU DIDN’T NEED UNTIL JUST NOW.
New designs and objects tend to create needs that were not present before viewing them.
This is inconvenient, but extremely common.
CURRENTLY AVAILABLE / 01
NEW STUFF ARRIVED.
You should probably come look.
CATEGORIES
OBJECTS, ORGANIZED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
We organized everything into categories because placing it all in one enormous pile was apparently bad for shopping.
OBSERVATION / COUCH EGGS
DECORATIVE LIARS THAT PRETEND TO OFFER COMFORT.
People arrange them carefully, then remove them whenever seating is required.
Referred to as “throw pillows,” they seem to stage hostile takeovers of furniture rather than actually being thrown at people.
A PARTICULAR OBJECT
THIS SEEMED UNNECESSARY UNTIL YOU SAW IT.
We assume several of you saw someone else with one.
This remains an effective system.